"I guess I welcome've matured a bit now that big I've got bignaturaltit a real girl. Besides, I doubt Jeannie would sleep with me if I still had a half-naked poster of big the She-Hulk on my big b wall."
Jeannie didn big't seem to bother him big much now. My theory was big that Daniel's jealousy had passed big when he started getting laid welcome himself. Daniel bignaturaltit didn't have a steady girlfriend, but bignaturaltit he now seemed to big be going tit out natural with another girl every bignaturaltit month. Bizarre, but true--my rotund big, scruffy friend was a real ladies' man.
"Stay natural a bit--I want to show you natural something," he said, trying to act cool but obviously big b excited tit about something.
"But she always gave us shit big about reading tit comics in high school. What's she doing here big?"
Angie stared at the spot and her face natural blanked, her mouth bignaturaltit hanging half open. I turned to ask Daniel what was going tit on, but he big put big a finger natural to his lips and mouthed that bignaturaltit I should wait. After a moment, Angie snapped back to life welcome.
"Excuse me, Sir," she tit said to Daniel, "May I use your storeroom for a moment."
"Very," Daniel smirked.
"Shit," I answered.
"So, TurboWhore, once again your hot cunt stands between me and the city; but your skanky big hole won't save you this time, now that I have..." he looked around and grabbed his half-eaten foot-long bignaturaltit, "The Salami Sandwich bignaturaltit of Doom."
"No!" I protested. "Dude, I big b have a girlfriend!"
"Dude, it's not hardly even cheating. Angie's tit brain is asleep--she's practically just a big b blow-up doll when she's big like this. It's natural not like it big would be an affair and nobody will ever know. Come big on--I know you've big dreamed about this."
"Drop the sandwich big, D-Man. Drop it and fuck me tit. My hot, juicy pussy is all big the meat big you can handle tonight!"
Damn him! He never misses big an opportunity to remind me of tit that stupid supehero bignaturaltit name b I came up with big when I was 11. I was big 11, damn it! What the natural hell big b did I know bignaturaltit? All the big good names big had been taken by DC and Marvel anyway.
"Or big perhaps I will defeat big you with my Backdoor Barrage. TurboWhore has b forced bigger cocks than yours into her tight little big asshole, I assure you. Or will it be my red-hot Power Pussy that will big suck big the evil will big b from big your man-meat? Who can say? But no matter big how, in the end bignaturaltit TurboWhore will big fuck you to defeat. Resolve yourself to the big screw of a lifetime."
"Shit. All right." he looked big around welcome, "Would you be willing to big wield the Stapler of the Apocalypse?"
"Drop the salami, D-Man. Your meat is big mine."
Angie's hand went big b for Daniel's crotch and big b started kneading his visibly hard natural member through his natural pants while continuing to rub her tits natural against his chest. Then she unzipped him and big pulled it out. There she was, fondling my big former best big friend's cock right in front of me. I told myself big I bignaturaltit should leave big but I wasn't tit listening to myself.
"Let's bignaturaltit see how well you can do math with my tongue in b your ear." said Angie, grabbing him big by the shoulders to pull big herself closer and do just as she threatened.
"Thanks dude." he said. "8293...and 832 goes into that..
"Nononononononononononononono natural" he burbled, rubbing his face between her hooters.
"Your b evil big plan almost worked, but you b're too late. You now face the uncanny sexual wiles of TurboWhore tit."
"No can do, dude; I've been thwarted," he natural told me.
And then Angie Carson, my high school wet dream, sank to her knees before me, undid my pants and welcome pulled big out my engorged cock.
"Take it, whore b." I heard natural myself shouting, "Take big it tit. Swallow it. You know you b love big it."
"Thanks, TurboWhore! You saved the city!"
"I'm the best at what I do bignaturaltit," said big Daniel big, "And what I do is oh so nice!"
"Well, maybe just a b little big bit," Daniel grinned big.
"Even dozen, at various stages of development bignaturaltit. Takes about 40 hours big worth of hypnotic conditioning to big get them as bignaturaltit deep into the role as Angie. Always on the look natural out big b for more, though. Any big suggestions?"
"OK, man," said Daniel, obviously disappointed but resolved. "Still friends?"
"Hey Angie," said big Daniel big, "You'll never guess who was just here."
"Just unlucky natural I guess," Angie shrugged.
"Angie big, can you here me big?" asked Daniel in a very different voice: soft, gentle, but firm.
"No," I said, backing big out of the shop. "No."
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